Formula Oppo: The Adidas Grand Prix of Louisville

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/06/2017 at 17:19 • Filed to: Fo

Welcome back to Formula Oppo, Oppositelock’s only semi-weekly romp with FIA legality planks. This week we bounce to Louisville for a visit that doesn’t involve the FBI. So, let’s get on with it, shall we.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Lewis Hamilton nabbed the pole in front of Kimi and the Red Bull duo. Vettel could only sit back and watch. He started last. However, Kimi didn’t even get to start the race. Hamilton got off to a great start, but Verstappen soon got the better of Lewis and never looked back. Ricciardo pipped Bottas and found himself in 3rd. Meanwhile Vettel came surging up from the back and eventually worked his way up to 4th. This is where his charge died.

This week we head to Louisville for another headline fight. The title bought isn’t quite over yet. Lewis only needs to finish higher than Seb every race from here on out. But, with Red Bull’s resurgence, things could get a little fighty at the front. Oh, yeah, it’s on, motherfuckers.

Your Drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Valtteri Bottas- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Verstappen- Red Bull

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrari

Sergio Perez- Force India

Esteban Ocon- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Lance Stroll- Williams

Fernando Alonso Jenson Button - McLaren

Stoffel Vandoorne- McLaren

Daniil Kvyat Pierre Gasly- Toro Rosso

Carlos Sainz Jr- Toro Rosso

Romain Grosjean- Haas

Kevin Magnussen- Haas

Nico Hulkenberg- Renault

Jolyon Palmer- Renault

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Pascal Wehrlein Antonio Giovinazzi - Sauber

My Picks:

Q. Sebastian Vettel

1. Sebastian Vettel

2. Daniel Ricciardo

3. Lewis Hamilton

The rest of y’all have until Q1 to get your picks in or they shall not count! Good luck.

DISCUSSION (15)

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/01/2017 at 20:39

Q: vettel

1: vettel

2: bottas

3: ricciardo

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/01/2017 at 20:45

Q. VET

1. VET

2. HAM

3. RIC

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/02/2017 at 03:48

q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Ver

3. Bottas

curse - Stoffel Van Dorne

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/05/2017 at 01:00

Suzuka is a legendary track and MUST NEVER BE MADE TO PAY to host F1. Heck, FOM should be the one paying Suzuka (and Interlagos, and Monza, and Spa) to open the gates.